Short Obligatory Prayer

To be recited once in twenty-four hours, at noon.

Mandy’s acai te sikka as it ‘uz Tooty as caired mandy te jin Tooty, ta te del cooshty borra lavs to Tooty sasky Tooty’s morra Divvel. Ocknaw mandy’s rokkarin trustel mandy’s bee-roozlo ta Tooty’s tacherly roozlo, ta mandy’s chorro and Tooty’s barvallo. There’s kakkava Divvel ner Tooty, morra haskipen canna mendy’s dray waffody cherras, Tooty con kakka coms chommany te ge along.